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I’ll be tumbling at itsthat.tumblr.com

That is all.

Grinderman – Heathen Child

Leave work (a lil’ NSFW).
Watch this in completion.
Then have a good day.

Sexy Mermaid Jonah

I fully encourage you to read Sexy Mermaid Jonah and other biblical coloring book disasters posted on pitch.com.

Alan Scherstuhl writes:

As a former Sunday school boy, your Crap Archivist can assure you that the raw and horrifying stories of the Old Testament — say, Abraham prepping his son-gutting knife — are best introduced to children via the medium of felt on flannel board.

Coloring books are easier, though. But unlike felt, which is cheerfully abstract, the thickly inked pages of a coloring book demand detail that is often beyond the capabilities of the artists.

That means that during the story of Joseph five year-olds might get distracted with questions like, “Where’s that other camel’s head?”

Ages of consent

A mnemonic song from Uncle Merv who looks like he belongs on latfh.com.

Where have I been?

You wait, there’s going to be mega posts soon. My bookmarks are starting to overload and I’m going to dump it on here soon. My apologies, I’ve been super busy the past week. Epic posts will follow.

The beginning

I wanted to put all my random findings from the interweb in one place. So I joined the sea of people that vomit their findings online to blogs that no one reads.